Ambrosia & Pomegranates
<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=90 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" bgproperties="fixed" background="08000660dvldtc.gif"> <div> <B>Ambrosia & Pomegranates</B></div> <div> <B>...because you're going to hell anyway.</B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="08564643.gif"> <div> <B><!-- Start Gem Animated Image (GIF) --> <img src="HTMLobj-97/aniGif.gif" alt="I see you..." border="0" align="bottom" width="95" height="95"> <!-- End Gem Animated Image (GIF) --> </B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Meet Jacquie"><U><B>A Living Myth</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id16.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Essays, Short Stories, and the Like"><U><B>The Chronicles of a Twisted Existence</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Critic"><U><B>Being Critical</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Quote of the Day"><U><B>Quote of the Day</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Adversary of The Week"><U><B>Adversary of the Week</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Little Comic Things..."><U><B>Little Comic Things...</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A211532" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?a"><U><B>The Flip Side</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>Feel free to sign the Guest book:</B></div> <div> <B><!-- Start Gem Guestbook for Site Visitors --> <!-- \/ GuestGEAR Code by http://htmlgear.com \/ --> <a href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/specs/guest.html" target="_top"><img border="0" ismap src="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/img/guest/gb_black.gif"></a><br> <a target="_NEW" href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=melpomene3&i=2&a=view"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size="-1">View My Guestbook</font></a><br> <a target="_NEW" href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=melpomene3&i=2&a=sign"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size="-1">Sign My Guestbook</font></a><br> <!-- /\ End GuestGEAR Code /\ --> <!-- End Gem Guestbook for Site Visitors --> </B></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=390 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> <div> <B>01-25-01</B></div> <bR> <div> I added a new page. It's on the little menu thingy so I'm not going to link it here. Ha.</div> <bR> <div> So, yeah. I'm sick. I don't feel good. Blech.</div> <bR> <div> I'm sick. La la la la. La la la! Sick, sick, sick. La la la la la la la la la! </div> <bR> <div> jacquieambrosia@mail.com</div> <div> <B>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>01-14-02</B></div> <bR> <div> **sigh** Excuse the sabbatical. I just got sort of lazy (as usual). </div> <bR> <div> Anyway, I did sort of a short review on <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Siegfried and Roy"><U>Siegfried and Roy</U></A>. </div> <bR> <div> And, I actually changed the <A HREF="id23.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Quote of the Day"><U>"Quote..." </U></A> and <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Adversary of The Week"><U>"Adversary..."</U></A>! Amazing? Yes! </div> <bR> <div> So... yeah. I really can't be funny right now because I'm stressing out over some shit. </div> <bR> <div> So go ahead and read some old funny stuff... </div> <bR> <div> And e-mail me, for the love of all that's sacred!</div> <bR> <div> jacquieambrosia@mail.com</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Title 29"><U><B>News Archives</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> The Guest Book:</div> <div> <B><!-- Start Gem Guestbook for Site Visitors --> <!-- \/ GuestGEAR Code by http://htmlgear.com \/ --> <a href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/specs/guest.html" target="_top"><img border="0" ismap src="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/img/guest/gb_black.gif"></a><br> <a target="_NEW" href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=melpomene3&i=2&a=view"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size="-1">View My Guestbook</font></a><br> <a target="_NEW" href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/guest/control.guest?u=melpomene3&i=2&a=sign"><font face="arial,helv,helvetica,sans serif" size="-1">Sign My Guestbook</font></a><br> <!-- /\ End GuestGEAR Code /\ --> <!-- End Gem Guestbook for Site Visitors --> </B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>